Scumbag DNA

Oh you want a baby boy? After the 3 girls you get one.

Oh you want a baby boy? After the 3 girls you get one.  Scumbag DNA

Overbite with a weak chin? Here's a big nose to even things out.

Overbite with a weak chin? Here's a big nose to even things out.  Scumbag DNA

so your parents are both inceredibly beautiful? It would be a shame if you were ugly as fuck

so your parents are both inceredibly beautiful? It would be a shame if you were ugly as fuck  Scumbag DNA

Gave you an extra chromosome Because you're awesome

Gave you an extra chromosome Because you're awesome  Scumbag DNA

smart and attractive? would you like a side of clinical depresiion and anxiety to go with that?

smart and attractive? would you like a side of clinical depresiion and anxiety to go with that?
  Scumbag DNA

tall, pretty and smart? here's some social anxiety to balance things out

tall, pretty and smart? here's some social anxiety to balance things out  Scumbag DNA

Tiny boobs Big vagina

Tiny boobs  Big vagina   Scumbag DNA

handsome, tall, athletic, smart ginger

handsome, tall, athletic, smart ginger  Scumbag DNA

BLONDE FACIAL HAIR GROWS IN SPLOTCHY, WISPY, AND THIN JET-BLACK NOSE HAIR GROWS IN FULL, STRAIGHT, AND STRONG AS TITANIUM

BLONDE FACIAL HAIR GROWS IN SPLOTCHY, WISPY, AND THIN JET-BLACK NOSE HAIR GROWS IN FULL, STRAIGHT, AND STRONG AS TITANIUM   Scumbag DNA

gives you the ability to run incredibly fast for 30 seconds

gives you the ability to run incredibly fast for 30 seconds  Scumbag DNA
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