Scumbag Dishwasher

I can get your dishes clean Assuming you wash them by hand first and scrape them after

I can get your dishes clean Assuming you wash them by hand first and scrape them after  Scumbag Dishwasher

Let me whir to you the song of my people.

 Let me whir to you the song of my people.  Scumbag Dishwasher

Misplaced Dishes? Let me play you the song of my people.

Misplaced Dishes? Let me play you the song of my people.  Scumbag Dishwasher

Sure, I'll clean your dishes so you don't have to And leave a nasty ass soap taste on everything you eat off of them

Sure, I'll clean your dishes so you don't have to And leave a nasty ass soap taste on everything you eat off of them  Scumbag Dishwasher

Claims it cleans dishes Leaves dishes dirtier than before

Claims it cleans dishes Leaves dishes dirtier than before  Scumbag Dishwasher

Gets your dishes 100% clean if you've cleaned them 100% by hand first.

Gets your dishes 100% clean if you've cleaned them 100% by hand first.  Scumbag Dishwasher

Cleans your dishes only when already clean

Cleans your dishes only when already clean  Scumbag Dishwasher

Is called a "dishwasher" Actually a "Dishrinser"

Is called a

Sure I'll clean your dishes As long as they're already clean

Sure I'll clean your dishes As long as they're already clean  Scumbag Dishwasher
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