Scumbag Door handle

Hey bro Nice jeans, can i keep them?

Hey bro Nice jeans, can i keep them?  Scumbag Door handle

Do you need help with that armful of groceries? TOO FUCKING BAD.

Do you need help with that armful of groceries? TOO FUCKING BAD.  Scumbag Door handle

i see your being stalked by a masked killer better force you to jiggle me twenty times before i open

i see your being stalked by a masked killer better force you to jiggle me twenty times before i open  Scumbag Door handle

Nice lanyard Can I keep it?

Nice lanyard Can I keep it?  Scumbag Door handle

not so fast i need to check your pockets

not so fast i need to check your pockets  Scumbag Door handle

I'm I the only one that doesn't have a problem with these!

I'm I the only one that doesn't have a problem with these!  Scumbag Door handle

hey bro nice beltloop

hey bro nice beltloop  Scumbag Door handle

Going somewhere? Belt Loop!

Going somewhere? Belt Loop!  Scumbag Door handle

You are free to go but the belt stays.

You are free to go but the belt stays.  Scumbag Door handle

Oh, that spot in your elbow that makes your entire arm go numb? Let me poke it for you.

Oh, that spot in your 
elbow that makes your 
entire arm go numb?  Let me poke it for you.  Scumbag Door handle
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