Scumbag Dumbledore

I cast the spell, "Penis Elongis!" 12 inches to gryffindor.

I cast the spell,

Elder wand? Anal bead dildo Caption 3 goes here

Elder wand? Anal bead dildo Caption 3 goes here  Scumbag Dumbledore

i'm sorry harry but there is nothing I can do about the nude pictures of hermione popping up all over the internet because i posted them

i'm sorry harry but there is nothing I can do about the nude pictures of hermione popping up all over the internet because i posted them  Scumbag Dumbledore

There's no safer place than Hogwarts, Harry... Except for the three headed dog, killer snake, man eating spiders, fire breathing dragons, crazy horse people, soul sucking dementors, and the tree that smashes people.

There's no safer place than Hogwarts, Harry... Except for the three headed dog, killer snake, man eating spiders, fire breathing dragons, crazy horse people, soul sucking dementors, and the tree that smashes people.  Scumbag Dumbledore

Owns the time-turner Doesn't use it to go back in time and kill Voldemort

Owns the time-turner Doesn't use it to go back in time and kill Voldemort  Scumbag Dumbledore

can create food and teleport it any where instantly lets muggles around the world starve

can create food and teleport it any where instantly lets muggles around the world starve  Scumbag Dumbledore

Knows Voldemort is after the Sorcerer's Stone Makes the traps surrounding it easy enough for first-years to bypass

Knows Voldemort is after the Sorcerer's Stone Makes the traps surrounding it easy enough for first-years to bypass  Scumbag Dumbledore

World's most powerful wizard killed by a ring. Frodo wins.

World's most powerful wizard killed by a ring. Frodo wins.  Scumbag Dumbledore

dies we totally planned it brah

dies we totally planned it brah  Scumbag Dumbledore

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy but your sister just died, so here's her baby

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy but your sister just died, so here's her baby  Scumbag Dumbledore
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