Scumbag Dungeons and Dragons Player

Screams from kitchen whilst you're describing a monster WHERES THE MOUNTAIN DEW?! WHERES THE CHEETOS?!

Screams from kitchen whilst you're describing a monster WHERES THE MOUNTAIN DEW?! WHERES THE CHEETOS?!  Scumbag Dungeons and Dragons Player

Game tonight thats been planned for two weeks? go to girlfriend's and tell no one i am not coming

Game tonight thats been planned for two weeks? go to girlfriend's and tell no one i am not coming  Scumbag Dungeons and Dragons Player

Talks nonstop "What's going on?"

Talks nonstop

Demands to play a warforged In Forgotten Realms

Demands to play a warforged  In Forgotten Realms  Scumbag Dungeons and Dragons Player

Hates 1e, B/X, 4e, etc. Has never actually read or played that edition.

Hates 1e, B/X, 4e, etc. Has never actually read or played that edition.  Scumbag Dungeons and Dragons Player

Not my turn in battle/roleplay/plot? Gameboy break

Not my turn in battle/roleplay/plot? Gameboy break  Scumbag Dungeons and Dragons Player

Plays a kobold takes over intelligent conversation and leadership of party

Plays a kobold takes over intelligent conversation and leadership of party  Scumbag Dungeons and Dragons Player

Uses dry erase marker on a wet erase game mat

Uses dry erase marker on a wet erase game mat  Scumbag Dungeons and Dragons Player

Spends hours arranging tiles, designing story, and setting up game Can't find dice.

Spends hours arranging tiles, designing story, and setting up game Can't find dice.  Scumbag Dungeons and Dragons Player

"let's piss on these kobold carcasses" "because roleplaying"

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