Scumbag Earth

covered 70% in water 99% of that either frozen or salty

covered 70% in water 99% of that either frozen or salty  Scumbag Earth

4 billion years old in reality 6k years old in kansas

4 billion years old in reality  6k years old in kansas  Scumbag Earth

Just about to fall asleep Thunderstorm

Just about to fall asleep Thunderstorm  Scumbag Earth

71% of surface is water only 2,53% is drinkable

71% of surface is water only 2,53% is drinkable  Scumbag Earth

covers 71% of its surface with water that nothing can drink

covers 71% of its surface with water that nothing can drink  Scumbag Earth

Gives girl death threats over "Friday" Falls in love with "Call Me Maybe"

Gives girl death threats over

snows all weekend makes sure monday is clear enough you can make it to work

snows all weekend makes sure monday is clear enough you can make it to work  Scumbag Earth

Skips your birthday for 75% percent of your life

Skips your birthday  for 75% percent of your life  Scumbag Earth

Provide spacious extra continent with plenty of valuable minerals Put it at south pole & bury under two miles of ice

Provide spacious extra continent with plenty of valuable minerals Put it at south pole & bury under two miles of ice  Scumbag Earth

You built an earthquake proof nuclear reactor? then have a humongous tsunami as well, then

You built an earthquake proof nuclear reactor? then have a humongous tsunami as well, then  Scumbag Earth
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