Scumbag God

CREATES HEAVEN Won't let you in unless you become friends with his son

CREATES HEAVEN Won't let you in unless you become friends with his son  Scumbag God

Makes man sovereign over all animals Forgets to tell lions

Makes man sovereign over all animals Forgets to tell lions  Scumbag God

Creates you in his image sends you to hell for being the way he created you

Creates you in his image sends you to hell for being the way he created you  Scumbag God

Rome was a great empire and then it became a christian nation...

Rome was a great empire and then it became a christian nation...  Scumbag God

NEW RELEASE: EARTH Launch only includes one gender, a single garden to run around... and I think the fruit is bugged

NEW RELEASE: EARTH Launch only includes one gender, a single garden to run around... and I think the fruit is bugged  Scumbag God

Promises a resurrection of the dead ZOMBIES

Promises a resurrection of the dead ZOMBIES  Scumbag God

Has an entire political party dedicated to advancing his wishes Sends a hurricane to their meeting

Has an entire political party dedicated to advancing his wishes Sends a hurricane to their meeting  Scumbag God

Bans premarital sex Son is born out of wedlock

Bans premarital sex Son is born out of wedlock  Scumbag God

Creates man in his perfect image "cut that foreskin off!"

Creates man in his perfect image

Wise, all loving creator Gives His finest creation hair on the butt

Wise, all loving creator Gives His finest creation hair on the butt  Scumbag God