Scumbag Gordon Freeman

My last employer? Waaay underground

My last employer? Waaay underground  Scumbag Gordon Freeman

Visits your base takes a crowbar to your crates and steals all your ammo and supplies

Visits your base takes a crowbar to your crates and steals all your ammo and supplies  Scumbag Gordon Freeman

"Hey, catch me later, I'll buy you a beer!" Gets put into stasis

Go ahead, pick on the nerd you'll regret it

Go ahead,
pick on the nerd you'll regret it  Scumbag Gordon Freeman

Can go up to infinite speed just by jumping Becomes a scientist Can run for 2 days straight without eating, drinking or stopping Can repair a major fracture instantly just by touching a medkit Can survive a headshot if suit had enough power even if suit d

Can go up to infinite speed just by jumping Becomes a scientist Can run for 2 days straight without eating, drinking or stopping Can repair a major fracture instantly just by touching a medkit Can survive a headshot if suit had enough power even if suit d  Scumbag Gordon Freeman

Visits your base takes a crowbar your crates and steals all your ammo and supplies

Visits your base takes a crowbar your crates and steals all your ammo and supplies  Scumbag Gordon Freeman

"Man of few words, aren't you?" . . . . . .

Looks somewhere All allies go there without question

Looks somewhere All allies go there without question  Scumbag Gordon Freeman

I did not care for half life

I did not care for half life     Scumbag Gordon Freeman

So thirsty.. finds a full soda can. ..Throw it at Metro Cops

So thirsty.. finds a full soda can. ..Throw it at Metro Cops  Scumbag Gordon Freeman
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