Scumbag Jesus

Turns water into wine. Turns wine into blood.

Turns water into wine. Turns wine into blood.  Scumbag Jesus

can turn wine into blood not a blood donor

can turn wine into blood not a blood donor  Scumbag Jesus

I'll die to save you from for your sins, breh doesn't stay dead

I'll die to save you from for your sins, breh doesn't stay dead  Scumbag Jesus

believe in me Or I'll have my dad torture you for eternity

believe in me Or I'll have my dad torture you for eternity  Scumbag Jesus

makes wine as first miracle never does it again

makes wine as first miracle never does it again  Scumbag Jesus

believe in me Or I'll have my dad torture you for eternity

believe in me Or I'll have my dad torture you for eternity  Scumbag Jesus

Dies for your sins Comes back to life a few days later

Dies for your sins Comes back to life a few days later  Scumbag Jesus

crucify him Comes back 3 days later

crucify him Comes back 3 days later  Scumbag Jesus

I'll Take heavy drugs See's flaming hobo's Caption 3 goes here

I'll Take heavy drugs See's flaming hobo's Caption 3 goes here  Scumbag Jesus

Last Supper Gambling Parody? Just make sure to comp my seder matzo

Last Supper Gambling Parody? Just make sure to comp my seder matzo  Scumbag Jesus
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