Scumbag John Hammond

Funds dig for the next three years Renders paleontology obsolete

Funds dig for the next three years Renders paleontology obsolete   Scumbag John Hammond

Grandkids Fighting Dinosaurs Eats Ice Cream

Grandkids Fighting Dinosaurs Eats Ice Cream  Scumbag John Hammond

Says he will spare no expense Lets people Die

Says he will spare
 no expense Lets people Die  Scumbag John Hammond

Says he spared no expense Built shitty flimsy bathroom across from T-Rex Paddock

Says he spared
 no expense Built shitty flimsy bathroom across from T-Rex Paddock  Scumbag John Hammond

Spares no expense Gives you two tiny glasses of water for entire trip

Spares no expense Gives you two tiny glasses of water for entire trip  Scumbag John Hammond

"I spared no expense." Computers run UNIX

Has an emergency kit in the back of car Puts it under hundreds of air fresheners

Has an emergency kit in the back of car Puts it under hundreds of air fresheners   Scumbag John Hammond

Spared No Expense Can't Afford Locking Mechanisms On Vehicle Doors

Spared No Expense Can't Afford Locking Mechanisms On Vehicle Doors   Scumbag John Hammond

"I spared no expense." Computers run UNIX

Says he will go to shoot. Offers a day shoot.

Says he will go to shoot. Offers a day shoot.  Scumbag John Hammond
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