Scumbag Mailman

Sees you coming down the driveway and waves at you Leaves a "Sorry We Missed You!" package pickup card in your mailbox.

Sees you coming down the driveway and waves at you Leaves a

Sees library is open uses all his might to shove newspapers and mail into bookdrop slot

Sees library is open uses all his might to shove newspapers and mail into bookdrop slot  Scumbag Mailman

arrives early with unimportant mail takes forever to deliver important package

arrives early with unimportant mail takes forever to deliver important package  Scumbag Mailman

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of thier appointed rounds. Post office closed until further notice.

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of thier appointed rounds. Post office closed until further notice.  Scumbag Mailman

Homeowner removes snow from sidewalk still walks across the yard

Homeowner removes snow from sidewalk still walks across the yard  Scumbag Mailman

Mailman by day Boogieman by night

Mailman by day Boogieman by night  Scumbag Mailman

Oh, you're expecting a very important letter? I'll just skip your whole street today

Oh, you're expecting a very important letter?  I'll just skip your whole street today   Scumbag Mailman
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