Scumbag Penis

caught off guard by a hot female doc examining your privates? let me get as small and pathetic as I was when we came out of mom

caught off guard by a hot female doc examining your privates? let me get as small and pathetic as I was when we came out of mom  Scumbag Penis

Assures you that you're done peeing Totally not done peeing

Assures you that you're done peeing Totally not done peeing  Scumbag Penis

It takes a woman 20 minutes to have an orgasm? Lets climax just after a few seconds

It takes a woman 20 minutes to have an orgasm? Lets climax just after a few seconds  Scumbag Penis

HAVING DINner? why not boner?

HAVING DINner? why not boner?  Scumbag Penis

Urinates 2 splitting streams Neither go in toilet

Urinates 2 splitting streams Neither go in toilet  Scumbag Penis

Three hour morning-wood for no reason. Can't hold an erection for more than five minutes with girl in bed.

Three hour
morning-wood for no reason. Can't hold an erection for more than five minutes with girl in bed.  Scumbag Penis

hugging and cuddling sad and crying girlfriend gets hard

hugging and cuddling sad and crying girlfriend gets hard  Scumbag Penis

too erect to pee too soft to fap

too erect to pee too soft to fap   Scumbag Penis

Is small

Is small   Scumbag Penis

Girl you hardly like? Hard as a rock Girl you really like? Limp as a noodle

Girl you hardly like? 
Hard as a rock Girl you really like?
Limp as a noodle  Scumbag Penis
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