Scumbag Pet Parrot

Remembers the one time you said "nigger" Won't learn words you repeat a thousand times

 Remembers the one time you said

Outlives your dog by like 40 years. Won't speak, won't obey, won't do tricks

 Outlives your dog by like 40 years. Won't speak, won't obey, won't do tricks  Scumbag Pet Parrot

Begins speaking promptly at 12 A.M Refuses to talk in front of your friends

 Begins speaking promptly at 12 A.M Refuses to talk in front of your friends  Scumbag Pet Parrot

Buy expensive parrot food only eats the sunflower seeds.

Buy expensive parrot food only eats the sunflower seeds.  Scumbag Pet Parrot

Becomes your children's burden Outlives you

 Becomes your children's burden Outlives you  Scumbag Pet Parrot

Outlives you

 Outlives you   Scumbag Pet Parrot

Unable to locate his food bowl in a 5x5 cage Can remember complicated avian migration routes

 Unable to locate his food bowl in a 5x5 cage Can remember complicated avian migration routes  Scumbag Pet Parrot

Destroyed in a few hours Spend weeks building him a bird house

 Destroyed in a few hours Spend weeks building him a bird house  Scumbag Pet Parrot

Demands attention while you're studying. Doesn't want your attention now.

 Demands attention while you're studying. Doesn't want your attention now.  Scumbag Pet Parrot
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