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Outlives your dog by like 40 years. Won't speak, won't obey, won't do tricks

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Begins speaking promptly at 12 A.M Refuses to talk in front of your friends

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Buy expensive parrot food only eats the sunflower seeds.

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Unable to locate his food bowl in a 5x5 cage Can remember complicated avian migration routes

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Destroyed in a few hours Spend weeks building him a bird house

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Demands attention while you're studying. Doesn't want your attention now.

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Outlives you

Remembers the one time you said "nigger" Won't learn words you repeat a thousand times

Outlives your dog by like 40 years. Won't speak, won't obey, won't do tricks

Begins speaking promptly at 12 A.M Refuses to talk in front of your friends

Buy expensive parrot food only eats the sunflower seeds.

Becomes your children's burden Outlives you

Outlives you

Unable to locate his food bowl in a 5x5 cage Can remember complicated avian migration routes

Destroyed in a few hours Spend weeks building him a bird house

Demands attention while you're studying. Doesn't want your attention now.

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