Scumbag Professor

2nd draft: "This is a great paper! Don't change a thing!" Final Draft:"You could have done more. Here's a "c"!

2nd draft:

In class: 1 + 2 = 3 On Tests: If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears it, how long is the boat in my garage?

In class: 1 + 2 = 3 On Tests: If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears it, how long is the boat in my garage?  Scumbag Professor

The midterm will be 50 questions the class is 50 minutes... Problem?

The midterm will be 50 questions the class is 50 minutes... Problem?  Scumbag Professor

Knows that students will skip class because its thanksgiving Make Pop Quiz

Knows that students will skip class because its thanksgiving Make Pop Quiz  Scumbag Professor

Complains that students talking disturbs flow of the lecture Gives a 10 minute rant to elaborate

Complains that students talking disturbs flow of the lecture Gives a 10 minute rant to elaborate 
  Scumbag Professor

Teaches 8am class Emails cancellation at 7:58

Teaches 8am class Emails cancellation at 7:58  Scumbag Professor

Scumbag Alzheimer's Engineering Professor Gives entire semester notes to you at start then proceeds to just read them off to you in class

Scumbag Alzheimer's Engineering Professor Gives entire semester notes to you at start then proceeds to just read them off to you in class  Scumbag Professor

Berates you for late paper Submits grades late

Berates you for late paper Submits  grades late  Scumbag Professor

Written assignment takes 6 hours Worth 1% of grade

Written assignment takes 6 hours Worth 1% of grade  Scumbag Professor

Wednesday Night Class Homework Due The Following Monday

Wednesday Night Class Homework Due The Following Monday  Scumbag Professor
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