Scumbag Professor

Lets you know he received your email asking why your student account hasn't been granted access to blackboard By giving you a 0/10 on an assignment to sign into Blackboard.

Lets you know he received your email asking why your student account hasn't been granted access to blackboard By giving you a 0/10 on an assignment to sign into Blackboard.  Scumbag Professor

Has a PhD Spends 20 minutes trying to get projector to work

Has a PhD Spends 20 minutes trying to get projector to work  Scumbag Professor

Teaches high stress levels weaken immune system Schedules final same week as four other tests

Teaches high stress levels weaken immune system Schedules final same week as four other tests  Scumbag Professor

Won't accept an assignment handed in 1 minute over the deadline Gives back marked tests 2 weeks late

Won't accept an assignment handed in 1 minute over the deadline Gives back marked tests 2 weeks late  Scumbag Professor

Forces you to buy clicker says it counts for marks Doesn't use clicker

Forces you to buy clicker says it counts for marks Doesn't use clicker  Scumbag Professor

Chapters 1 & 2: Whole month of January Chapters 3, 4, & 5: Tuesday Exam thursday

Chapters 1 & 2: Whole month of January
Chapters 3, 4, & 5: Tuesday Exam thursday  Scumbag Professor

Doesn't respond to e-mail sent two days ago E-mails you about something completely unrelated

Doesn't respond to e-mail sent two days ago E-mails you about something completely unrelated  Scumbag Professor

Says Sapir-Whorf Hypothesis is bullshit because language can't affect cognition Believes in Taxonomic Constraint

Says Sapir-Whorf Hypothesis is bullshit because language can't affect cognition Believes in Taxonomic Constraint  Scumbag Professor

"You don't need to know this for the test" Puts it on the test

Requires students to attend 80% of classes. Expects you to teach yourself 80% of the material at home.

Requires students to attend 80% of classes. Expects you to teach yourself 80% of the material at home.  Scumbag Professor
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