Scumbag Remote

Oh, you wanted channel 249? Best I can do is 2.

Oh, you wanted channel 249? Best I can do is 2.   Scumbag Remote

remains hidden until you manually change channel or adjust volume

remains hidden until you manually change channel or adjust volume  Scumbag Remote

Oh, you wanted channel 2? Oops, you pressed it twice

Oh, you wanted channel 2? Oops, you pressed it twice  Scumbag Remote

You want channel 26? Best I can do is 2. Then 6

You want channel 26? Best I can do is 2. Then 6  Scumbag Remote

double press waits 30 seconds for recordings library to load, THEN fucking closes it again

double press waits 30 seconds for recordings library to load, THEN fucking closes it again  Scumbag Remote

Oh, you wanna change the channel? Better find me first

Oh, you wanna change the channel?  Better find me first  Scumbag Remote

Oh, you wanna watch TV? How about a quick game of Hide and Seek First?

Oh, you wanna watch TV? How about a quick game of Hide and Seek First?
    Scumbag Remote

Oh you are stuck on sex scene? Sorry can't seem to remember how to decrease volume.

Oh you are stuck on sex scene? Sorry can't seem to remember how to decrease volume.   Scumbag Remote

... ...oh you want channel 2222222?

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 ...oh you want channel 2222222?  Scumbag Remote

Oh, you wanted channel 26? Best I can do is 226, then 662.

Oh, you wanted channel 26? Best I can do is 226, then 662.  Scumbag Remote
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