Scumbag Santa

Works one day a year Spends the rest judging you

Works one day a year Spends the rest judging you  Scumbag Santa

Hears about Connecticut Shooting "I guess I can cross a few kids off the list!"

Hears about Connecticut Shooting

Does anyone else think Santa is a gateway to brainwashing?

Does anyone else think Santa is a gateway to brainwashing?  Scumbag Santa

Paedo santa Waits until you're asleep and then unloads his sack

Paedo santa Waits until you're asleep and then unloads his sack  Scumbag Santa

MAKES YOU SIT ON HIS LAP

MAKES YOU SIT ON HIS LAP   Scumbag Santa

Gives me coal Still eats the cookies

Gives me coal Still eats the cookies  Scumbag Santa

everyone loves my sack

everyone loves my sack  Scumbag Santa

Works one day a year Says he needs a vacation

Works one day a year Says he needs a vacation   Scumbag Santa

Asks What gift you want for Christmas Never brings it

Asks What gift you want for Christmas Never brings it  Scumbag Santa

Delivers gifts to all the girls and boys as long as their parents have money

Delivers gifts to all the girls and boys as long as their parents have money  Scumbag Santa
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