Scumbag Self Checkout

Welcome to Safeway, please scan your first item. HAVE YOU SCANNED YOUR CLUB CARD?!?!?

Welcome to Safeway, please scan your first item. HAVE YOU SCANNED YOUR CLUB CARD?!?!?  Scumbag Self Checkout

Want to put americans back to work? Say "no!" to me

Want to put americans back to work? Say

Announces every item out loud While buying lube, condoms, and lady wipes

Announces every item out loud While buying lube, condoms, and lady wipes  Scumbag Self Checkout

Attention old people: Please check out your purchases here, it will be faster and more efficient for everyone.

Attention old people:  Please check out your purchases here, it will be faster and more efficient for everyone.   Scumbag Self Checkout

Rings up box of condoms, lube, cucumbers for you incorrect weight, please wait for attendant

Rings up box of condoms, lube, cucumbers for you incorrect weight, please wait for attendant  Scumbag Self Checkout

please wait for employee assistance to check identification for razors

please wait for employee assistance to check identification for razors  Scumbag Self Checkout

Supposed to make checking out faster "Please wait for an attendant"

Supposed to make checking out faster

discreet checkout option for embarrassing purchases loudly announces each step of embarrassing purchases

discreet checkout option for embarrassing purchases loudly announces each step of embarrassing purchases  Scumbag Self Checkout

Rips stem off vine tomatos saves $10

Rips stem off vine tomatos saves $10  Scumbag Self Checkout

ERROR Please alert store employee

ERROR Please alert store employee  Scumbag Self Checkout
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