Scumbag Socially Awkward Penguin

Complains about having no social life never shows up to anything he's invited to

Complains about having no social life never shows up to anything he's invited to  Scumbag Socially Awkward Penguin

Brings pen to vandalize washroom Can't think of anything to write

Brings pen to vandalize washroom Can't think of anything to write  Scumbag Socially Awkward Penguin

Waits for everyone to leave laundry room so he can use someone else's detergent

Waits for everyone to leave laundry room so he can use someone else's detergent  Scumbag Socially Awkward Penguin

"You guys are dicks. You never ask me to go out" Doesn't want to go out

hasn't gotten the hint despite the repeated silences that follow their sentences

hasn't gotten the hint despite the repeated silences that follow their sentences  Scumbag Socially Awkward Penguin

Hears someone ask "Does anyone have gum?" Immediately stops chewing theirs so they aren't asked

Hears someone ask

friend has annoying behavior never tell them

friend has annoying behavior never tell them  Scumbag Socially Awkward Penguin

Tries to take a creep shop of a girls ass The Flash was on

Tries to take a creep shop of a girls ass The Flash was on  Scumbag Socially Awkward Penguin

says "no offense" makes incredibly offensive comment about your beliefs

says

Not invited to your wedding reminds you every time he can

Not invited to your wedding reminds you every time he can  Scumbag Socially Awkward Penguin
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