Scumbag Steve

packs up his tent and gets in car to go get food doesn't wake you up

packs up his tent and gets in car to go get food doesn't wake you up  Scumbag Steve

Invites you to his cu$ty crib to kick it front porch only

Invites you to his cu$ty crib to kick it front porch only  Scumbag Steve

resents being called "douche" doesn't know what "resents" means

resents being called

Pisses on toilet seat Just walks away

Pisses on 
toilet seat Just walks away  Scumbag Steve

Complain about how many party invites clicks "I'm Attending" on all of them

Complain about how many party invites clicks

Accuse friends and family of stealing my money Remember where I hid it later

Accuse friends and family of stealing my money Remember where I hid it later  Scumbag Steve

"Yeah, I can Dj Your large venue party" Brings Ipod and Ihome

shows up to work clocks in, and leaves

shows up to work clocks in, and leaves  Scumbag Steve

Drinks all of the orange juice Puts carton back in refrigerator

Drinks all of the orange juice Puts carton back in refrigerator   Scumbag Steve

tells everyone he's single still secretly with gf

tells everyone he's single still secretly with gf  Scumbag Steve
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