Scumbag Steve

Makes gift nearly impossible to open not even a good gift

Makes gift nearly impossible to open not even a good gift  Scumbag Steve

Breaks something of yours says "o well, it was a piece of shit anyway"

Breaks something of yours says

asks why you didn't show up never invited you

asks why you didn't show up never invited you  Scumbag Steve

"one more drink will make you feel just right bro" Wake up in the forest

Finds waldo circles him with a pen

Finds waldo circles him with a pen  Scumbag Steve

Takes a dump in a public bathroom Leaves it sitting there for the next person

Takes a dump in a public bathroom Leaves it sitting there for the next person  Scumbag Steve

Asks his mother out for dinner on her birthday she ends up paying for him, his girlfriend, and their 3 kids

Asks his mother out for dinner on her birthday she ends up paying for him, his girlfriend, and their 3 kids  Scumbag Steve

bitches about ending up in the friend-zone Fuck-buddy-zones every girl that is seriously interested in him

bitches about ending up in the friend-zone Fuck-buddy-zones every girl that is seriously interested in him  Scumbag Steve

doesn't spend enough time with his mom to know she's a frequent redditor

doesn't spend enough time with his mom to know she's a frequent redditor  Scumbag Steve

takes a cart leaves it in the handicapped parking spot

takes a cart leaves it in the handicapped parking spot  Scumbag Steve
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