Scumbag Ted Mosby

Tells kids about every sexual experience him and his friends had won't tell them he smoked weed.

Tells kids about every sexual experience him and his friends had won't tell them he smoked weed.  Scumbag Ted Mosby

Kids already know who their mother is keeps it a surprise anyway

Kids already know who their mother is keeps it a surprise anyway  Scumbag Ted Mosby

Starts to tell story ...but we'll get to that

Starts to tell story ...but we'll get to that  Scumbag Ted Mosby

And kids, thats how i met your mother but im still in love with robin

And kids, thats how i met your mother but im still in love with robin  Scumbag Ted Mosby

Spends 8 seasons hiding his drug use Tells kids Marshall dropped Italian to get high.

Spends 8 seasons hiding his drug use Tells kids Marshall dropped Italian to get high.   Scumbag Ted Mosby

Gets left at the alter, overcome by depression Turns the tables on some random guy

Gets left at the alter, overcome by depression Turns the tables on some random guy  Scumbag Ted Mosby

Forces kids to listen to his story Story is 77 hours long

Forces kids to listen to his story Story is 77 hours long  Scumbag Ted Mosby

Is an architect Can't build a table

Is an architect Can't build a table  Scumbag Ted Mosby

Uncle Marshall, Aunt Lily, Aunt Robin, Uncle Barney My sister Heather

Uncle Marshall, Aunt Lily, Aunt Robin, Uncle Barney My sister Heather  Scumbag Ted Mosby

tells kids about his drinking experiences and sex life won't tell them he cussed

tells kids about his drinking experiences and sex life won't tell them he cussed  Scumbag Ted Mosby
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