Scumbag Uncle Sam

does something nice for a country thinks she's obligated to have sex with him

does something nice for a country thinks she's obligated to have sex with him  Scumbag Uncle Sam

freed the slaves then put them in jail

freed the slaves then put them in jail  Scumbag Uncle Sam

says he'll bring back the troops "j/k"

says he'll bring back the troops

takes from the poor gives to the rich

takes from the poor gives to the rich  Scumbag Uncle Sam

japan tries to surrender in wwII ignore, nuke them twice anyways

japan tries to surrender in wwII ignore, nuke them twice anyways  Scumbag Uncle Sam

scumbag steve gets caught with a pound of weed, gets community service successful black man gets 5 years for passing the joint at a tom petty concert

scumbag steve gets caught with a pound of weed, 
gets community service successful black man gets 5 years for passing the joint at a tom petty concert  Scumbag Uncle Sam

"i won't invade." invades next day

hey brah can i borrow $14 trillion? makes children pay

hey brah can i borrow $14 trillion? makes children pay  Scumbag Uncle Sam

won't let puerto rico join because it will screw up his flag

won't let puerto rico join because it will screw up his flag  Scumbag Uncle Sam

japan wanted to end the war january 1945. usa wanted unconditional surrender of the japanese empire during negotiations for surrender, usa dropped 2 nukes to ensure that there wouldn't be any rebels, and to show the rest of the world the power of an atomi

japan wanted to end the war january 1945. usa wanted unconditional surrender of the japanese empire during negotiations for surrender, usa dropped 2 nukes to ensure that there wouldn't be any rebels, and to show the rest of the world the power of an atomi  Scumbag Uncle Sam
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