Scumbag University

says your book order is ready for pickup Has no record of it 3 hours later

says your book order is ready for pickup Has no record of it 3 hours later  Scumbag University

gives you test even though you knew all the answers on the last 20 tests on the same subject

gives you test even though you knew all the answers on the last 20 tests on the same subject  Scumbag University

receives phone call saying bombs will go off in 90 minutes decides to warn students one hour later

receives phone call saying bombs will go off in 90 minutes decides to warn students one hour later  Scumbag University

it's monday and you finish at 12:30? why not wait 6 more hours till your next course

it's monday and you finish at 12:30? why not wait 6 more hours till your next course  Scumbag University

Woohoo! Valedictorian! no job, parents paid for school, told prof. what they wanted to hear

Woohoo! Valedictorian!  no job, parents paid for school, told prof. what they wanted to hear  Scumbag University

Says they will lead you to broaden your horizon keeps you pinned in place with expenses, locks out a dynamic world reality, and spits you out like a cog ready for the machine, built without the functionality of true self-guidance or self-manifested ration

Says they will lead you to broaden your horizon keeps you pinned in place with expenses, locks out a dynamic world reality, and spits you out like a cog ready for the machine, built without the functionality of true self-guidance or self-manifested ration  Scumbag University

Oh, so you just got over your crush? Here's three hot flatmates instead

Oh, so you just got over your crush? Here's three hot flatmates instead  Scumbag University

Complains about being financially fucked over Gets an unmarketable degree in philosophy

Complains about being financially fucked over Gets an unmarketable degree in philosophy  Scumbag University

Build a building that looks like swiss cheese \/ Don't care when alumni complain that you wasted their money and the building starts sinking

Build a building that looks like swiss cheese      \/ Don't care when alumni complain that you wasted their money and the building starts sinking  Scumbag University

3 credit class which will have as much work as a 5 credit class

3 credit class which will have as much work as a 5 credit class  Scumbag University
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