Scumbag University

Paper diploma-$5 Electronic DIPLOMA-$10

Paper diploma-$5 Electronic DIPLOMA-$10  Scumbag University

Afternoon class on Tues and thurs Final exam 7:30 friday morning

Afternoon class on 
Tues and thurs Final exam 7:30
 friday morning  Scumbag University

$90,000 admission $1500/yr parking $10,000+ misc. "Welcome to McDonalds. One moment please."

$90,000 admission
$1500/yr parking
$10,000+ misc.

Promises you "real-world education" Forces you to take multicultural film course to graduate

Promises you

receive new scholarship merit scholarship adjusted so you that your bill stays the same

receive new scholarship merit scholarship adjusted so you that your bill stays the same  Scumbag University

Final grades will be available Friday Scheduled website maintenance all weekend

Final grades will be available Friday Scheduled website maintenance all weekend  Scumbag University

We have made your admission decision But we can't tell for 2-3 days

We have made your admission decision But we can't tell for 2-3 days  Scumbag University

Government pays you student loans to get into here easier they raise tuition every time loans are given

Government pays you student loans to get into here easier they raise tuition every time loans are given  Scumbag University

Tells you that we all need education But makes it impossible to go!

Tells you that we all need education  But makes it impossible to go!  Scumbag University

Become a certified chef kelseys is always hiring

Become a certified chef  kelseys is always hiring  Scumbag University
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