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Need a transcript by friday for a $1,500 scholorship that you need to continue education? I'm sorry but we can't give you one until you pay off what you owe for this semester.

Need a transcript by friday for a $1,500 scholorship that you need to continue education? I'm sorry but we can't give you one until you pay off what you owe for this semester. Scumbag University
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sends you pamphlets, flyers, and email encouraging you to apply doesn't let you in

sends you pamphlets, flyers, and email encouraging you to apply doesn't let you in Scumbag University
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Charges $220 for Parking pass Can never find parking

Charges $220 for Parking pass Can never find parking Scumbag University
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Says they will lead you to broaden your horizon keeps you pinned in place with expenses, locks out a dynamic world reality, and spits you out like a cog ready for the machine built without the functionality of true self-guidance or self-manifested rationa

Says they will lead you to broaden your horizon keeps you pinned in place with expenses, locks out a dynamic world reality, and spits you out like a cog ready for the machine built without the functionality of true self-guidance or self-manifested rationa Scumbag University
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Sells you special "university" issue of book Is looseleaf; can't be returned

Sells you special
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Hi everyone, welcome to Birmingham Conservatoire... Don't get too comfy though, we are moving to a new building shortly...it's near millenium point, or MArgaret street, or the basement of the new library, or a completely new building just off broad street

Hi everyone, welcome to Birmingham Conservatoire... Don't get too comfy though, we are moving to a new building shortly...it's near millenium point, or MArgaret street, or the basement of the new library, or a completely new building just off broad street Scumbag University
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$600/credit Let's rehash some classes you took in high school

$600/credit Let's rehash some classes you took in high school Scumbag University
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awards your achievements with two scholarships then awards you a 3rd scholarship days later, and revokes the other two

awards your achievements with two scholarships then awards you a 3rd scholarship days later, and revokes the other two Scumbag University
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Charges $500/yr for parking Sells your parking space for football games

Charges $500/yr for parking Sells your parking space for football games Scumbag University
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Classes Start Earlier Exams Still Finish Later Than other universities

Classes Start Earlier Exams Still Finish Later Than other universities Scumbag University
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