Scumbag Uterus

You have a really painful kidney infection? Here's some cramps and heavy bleeding to make you feel better

You have a really painful kidney infection? Here's some cramps and heavy bleeding to make you feel better  Scumbag Uterus

Sorry to hear about your food poisoning. You know what would be fun?

Sorry to hear about your food poisoning. You know what would be fun?  Scumbag Uterus

go to sleep on clean sheets wake up on flag of japan

go to sleep on clean sheets wake up on flag of japan  Scumbag Uterus

Sitting at home in cute underwear? Ooze...ooze... Penis approaching? Desert.

Sitting at home in cute underwear? Ooze...ooze... Penis approaching? Desert.  Scumbag Uterus

Oh, so you have an imprtant date this week? lol, Have some hormonal acne and 5 lbs of water weight

Oh, so you have an imprtant date this week? lol, Have some hormonal acne and 5 lbs of water weight  Scumbag Uterus

Oh, so you just bought some lacy new panties? Bet they'd look great in red.

Oh, so you just bought some lacy new panties? Bet they'd look great in red.  Scumbag Uterus

have sex for the first time in a year let me make your period a week late

have sex for the first time in a year let me make your period a week late  Scumbag Uterus

Finally moved in with fiance and can have unlimited sexy times? Lets celebrate with a UTI, a yeast infection and your period!

Finally moved in with fiance and can have unlimited sexy times? Lets celebrate with a UTI, a yeast infection and your period!  Scumbag Uterus

Started working out yesterday? Here's some muscle pain, the flu and your period.

Started working out yesterday? Here's some muscle pain, the flu and your period.  Scumbag Uterus

it's 4am and you're peacefully sleeping? let's fix that

it's 4am and you're peacefully sleeping? let's fix that  Scumbag Uterus
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