Scumbag Uterus

Lose your boyfriend the day before valentine's day to unforeseen and uncontrollable circumstances Here, have a period. That should help keep your emotions in check right?

Lose your boyfriend the day before valentine's day to unforeseen and uncontrollable circumstances   Here, have a period. That should help keep your emotions in check right?  Scumbag Uterus

New birth control stops your periods? Here, have high iron levels and feel tired all the time.

New birth control stops your periods? Here, have high iron levels and feel tired all the time.   Scumbag Uterus

Oh you're having a bad day at work? Why don't I add some hormones and make you cry in front of your boss

Oh you're having a bad day at work? Why don't I add some hormones and make you cry in front of your boss  Scumbag Uterus

feeling bloated? here, an inexplicable craving for taco bell should help with that

feeling bloated? here, an inexplicable craving for taco bell should help with that  Scumbag Uterus

So you enjoyed your period-free pregnancy? Here, have a 6-week period to get used to them again

So you enjoyed your period-free pregnancy? Here, have a 6-week period to get used to them again  Scumbag Uterus

Happy Birthday! My present is heavy bleeding, cramping, and diarrhea!

Happy Birthday! My present is heavy bleeding, cramping, and diarrhea!  Scumbag Uterus

Huge med school exam on pharmacology epidemiology, microbiology, and genetics tomorrow Period starts a week early

Huge med school exam on pharmacology epidemiology, microbiology, and genetics tomorrow Period starts a week early  Scumbag Uterus

Oh it's the middle of your last final? Here let me give you your period and some cramps 3 days early.

Oh it's the middle of your last final? Here let me give you your period and some cramps 3 days early.  Scumbag Uterus

Finals week? Let me help you study with some unstable emotions!

Finals week? Let me help you study with some unstable emotions!  Scumbag Uterus

Has entire week for 3-day period starts at 12 am on christmas

Has entire week for 3-day period starts at 12 am on christmas  Scumbag Uterus
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