Scumbag baby

Says "oh fuck" Thanks to Daddy

Says

mom picks him up tears at her hair/earrings

mom picks him up tears at her hair/earrings  Scumbag baby

After a rough, long day, falls asleep on your chest plays kick ball with your testicles.

After a rough, long day, falls asleep on your chest plays kick ball with your testicles.  Scumbag baby

Comes to your house Four days of screaming, random gibberish, and children's shows

Comes to your house Four days of screaming, random gibberish, and children's shows  Scumbag baby

Fake cry Get older brother in trouble

Fake cry Get older brother in trouble  Scumbag baby

Is that your glass of water? Spills it on the ground

Is that your glass of water? Spills it on the ground  Scumbag baby

Upset myself, get hickups Hickups make me more upset

Upset myself, get hickups Hickups make me more upset  Scumbag baby

Trying to get out of ticket "But, daddy, you were talking on your cell phone!"

Trying to get out of ticket

Plays hide and seek with your wallet

Plays hide and seek with your wallet  Scumbag baby

Flashes you a smile Shit in his pants

Flashes you a smile Shit in his pants  Scumbag baby
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