Scumbag body

Has insane symptoms All cleared up just in time for the doctor appointment

Has insane symptoms All cleared up just in time for the doctor appointment  Scumbag body

you have the week off, and have a date WHY NOT JUST GET SICK?

you have the week off, and have a date WHY NOT JUST GET SICK?  Scumbag body

Oh you're Bleeding? Better pump blood faster

Oh you're Bleeding? Better pump blood faster  Scumbag body

1st date diarrhea

1st date diarrhea  Scumbag body

After thousands of years, finally at the top of the food chain with food available all of the time still stores everything as fat

After thousands of years, finally at the top of the food chain with food available all of the time still stores everything as fat  Scumbag body

Finally alone with your crush Now would be a good time for your bowel movements to start acting up

Finally alone with your crush Now would be a good time for your bowel movements to start acting up  Scumbag body

Morning wood incredible urge to pee

Morning wood incredible urge to pee  Scumbag body

Makes eyelashes to protect eyes eyelashes get in eyes

Makes eyelashes to protect eyes eyelashes get in eyes  Scumbag body

So Fresh & So clean after shower Immediately have to take a shit

So Fresh & So clean after shower Immediately have to take a shit  Scumbag body

oh you wore sweatpants to class? here, have this boner

oh you wore sweatpants
to class? here, have this boner  Scumbag body
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