Scumbag brain on life

Oh, you overslept yesterday? Let me wake you up at 4 am today as compensation

Oh, you overslept yesterday? Let me wake you up at 4 am today as compensation  Scumbag brain on life

Sees nsfw tag gives you the irresistable urge to open it anyway

Sees nsfw tag gives you the irresistable urge to open it anyway  Scumbag brain on life

Working the grave shift alone tonight? Lets think about every scary movie you've ever seen

Working the grave shift alone tonight? Lets think about every scary movie you've ever seen  Scumbag brain on life

Want to be smart? best i can do is stupid.

Want to be smart? best i can do is stupid.  Scumbag brain on life

Oh, you are finally over your ex girlfriend? Here, have a dream about you getting back together and her dumping you again.

Oh, you are finally over your ex girlfriend? Here, have a dream about you getting back together and her dumping you again.  Scumbag brain on life

Not answering her phone? she probably got in a terrible car wreck

Not answering her phone? she probably got in a terrible car wreck  Scumbag brain on life

Oh, your about to drive out of the neighborhood? Lets turn around real quick to make sure you did close the garage door

Oh, your about to drive out of the neighborhood? Lets turn around real quick to make sure you did close the garage door  Scumbag brain on life

Finally over ex "hey, remember how great your ex was?"

Finally over ex

Hey, let's learn guitar! right before a midterm

Hey, let's learn guitar! right before a midterm  Scumbag brain on life

"Hey bro, I know it's 1 am and you're really tired, but lets check one more subreddit before bed. How about /r/nosleep?"

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