Scumbag dog

Whines and begs to climb up in your lap Farts viciously and jumps down

Whines and begs to climb up in your lap Farts viciously and jumps down  Scumbag dog

Starts gagging sprints out of tile bathroom, across wooden floor, vomits on oriental rug

Starts gagging sprints out of tile bathroom, across wooden floor, 
vomits on oriental rug  Scumbag dog

Eats your entire stash Doesn't even get high

Eats your entire stash Doesn't even get high  Scumbag dog

Gets walked for 10 minutes through woodlands shits on your neighbors lawn anyway

Gets walked for 10 minutes through woodlands shits on your neighbors lawn anyway  Scumbag dog

Waits until you would like seat suddenly wants it too

Waits until you would like seat suddenly wants 
it too  Scumbag dog

BUY HIM EXPENSIVE RAW HIDE BONE BURIES IT

BUY HIM EXPENSIVE RAW HIDE BONE BURIES IT  Scumbag dog

Is afraid of bathing Jumps in puddles constantly

Is afraid of bathing Jumps in puddles constantly  Scumbag dog

Oh you just grinded up some DANK on a glass table Let me tail swipe that shit in every known direction

Oh you just grinded up some DANK on a glass table Let me tail swipe that shit in every known direction  Scumbag dog

Sorry bro, was this your seat? You can have my bed.

Sorry bro, was this your seat? You can have my bed.  Scumbag dog

Grows his own fur Wears my leather coat and checkered hat.

Grows his own fur Wears my leather coat and checkered hat.  Scumbag dog
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