Scumbag immune system

Like all that anonymous public park sex was my fault!!

Like all that anonymous public park sex was my fault!!  Scumbag immune system

You're going on vacation?! No way! me too!!

You're going on vacation?! No way! me too!!  Scumbag immune system

Immune system fights sinus cold Forgets about lungs

Immune system fights sinus cold Forgets about lungs  Scumbag immune system

Meant to prevent disease Attacks own body

Meant to prevent disease Attacks own body  Scumbag immune system

You have a couple of days off work? A head cold will help you relax!

You have a couple of days off work? A head cold will help you relax!  Scumbag immune system

You have a final in 2 days and you havent gotten sick in forever?? Here's a fever, cough, and chest congestion. Itll make you do better bro

You have a final in 2 days and you havent gotten sick in forever?? Here's a fever, cough, and chest congestion. Itll make you do better bro   Scumbag immune system

Three midterms in two days? Time to get sick

Three midterms in two days? Time to get sick   Scumbag immune system

Have a senior thesis due in two days? Here's the flu. Oh, and a period.

Have a senior thesis due in two days? Here's the flu. Oh, and a period.  Scumbag immune system

70 degrees and sunny in February? Here's a wicked awesome cold for you

70 degrees and sunny in February? Here's a wicked awesome cold for you  Scumbag immune system

Hey bro you got a final to write today? this flu should help you

Hey bro you got a final to write today? this flu should help you  Scumbag immune system
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