Sexually Oblivious Rhino

Want to cuddle? Nah I got a body pillow for that

Want to cuddle? Nah I got a body pillow for that  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

Jizz That's slang for snot, right?

Jizz That's slang for snot, right?   Sexually Oblivious Rhino

"...but we know a lot about cars" Thanks, but it just needs some coolant.

YOU WANT TO SEE MY PYTHON? SORRY, I ONLY KNOW JAVASCRIPT

YOU WANT TO SEE MY PYTHON? SORRY, I ONLY KNOW JAVASCRIPT  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

Masturbate? Is that like a really good fishing lure?

Masturbate? Is that like a really good fishing lure?  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

You're hungry? Well I got a muffin in my room you can have... No thanks, I'm just going to go get a lunchable

You're hungry? Well I got a muffin in my room you can have... No thanks, I'm just going to go get a lunchable   Sexually Oblivious Rhino

Mitt Romney 666 I like firing people

Mitt Romney 666 I like firing people  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

Creampie? I didn't know you baked!

Creampie? I didn't know you baked!  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

IM SO EFFING HORNY REDTUBE.. HERE I CUM

IM SO EFFING HORNY REDTUBE.. HERE I CUM  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

What are your boundaries? Snuggling is okay i guess

What are your boundaries? Snuggling is okay i guess  Sexually Oblivious Rhino
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