Sexually Oblivious Rhino

Want to cuddle? Nah I got a body pillow for that

Want to cuddle? Nah I got a body pillow for that  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

Jizz That's slang for snot, right?

Jizz That's slang for snot, right?   Sexually Oblivious Rhino

"...but we know a lot about cars" Thanks, but it just needs some coolant.

YOU WANT TO SEE MY PYTHON? SORRY, I ONLY KNOW JAVASCRIPT

YOU WANT TO SEE MY PYTHON? SORRY, I ONLY KNOW JAVASCRIPT  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

Masturbate? Is that like a really good fishing lure?

Masturbate? Is that like a really good fishing lure?  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

You're hungry? Well I got a muffin in my room you can have... No thanks, I'm just going to go get a lunchable

You're hungry? Well I got a muffin in my room you can have... No thanks, I'm just going to go get a lunchable   Sexually Oblivious Rhino

"oh god! oh god!" she must be really religious. she sure does a lot of praying!

put my bone in your pussy? since when do you let your cat eat people?

put my bone in your pussy? since when do you let your cat eat people?  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

doggystyle? I'm not a big fan of Snoop dogg

doggystyle? I'm not a big fan of Snoop dogg  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

Bust a nut? Not if I use my nutcracker(:

Bust a nut? Not if I use my nutcracker(:  Sexually Oblivious Rhino
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