Sexually Oblivious Rhino

you want a pearl necklace? i don't think the jewelry store is open at this hour

you want a pearl necklace? i don't think the jewelry store is open at this hour   Sexually Oblivious Rhino

You want me to put the tip in? ok, I have a couple of bucks

You want me to put the tip in? ok, I have a couple 
of bucks  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

creampie? SWEEt! I love little debbie!

creampie?  SWEEt!
I love little debbie!  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

Threesome? My phone doesn't offer conference calling

Threesome? My phone doesn't offer conference calling  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

You have no gag reflex? What an unusual birth defect.

You have no gag reflex? What an unusual birth defect.  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

She says she wants my cock I don't even own a chicken!

She says she wants my cock I don't even own a chicken!  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

What are you doing Saturday night? Sleeping.

What are you doing Saturday night? Sleeping.  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

Missionary? I'm not religious

Missionary? I'm not religious  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

Bust a nut? Not if use my torque wrench

Bust a nut? Not if use my torque wrench  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

How far have I gone? just to canada

How far have I gone? just to canada  Sexually Oblivious Rhino
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