Shadowlurker

Remember that scary movie from last night? It's based on a true story.

Remember that scary movie from last night? It's based on a true story.  Shadowlurker

Dog barking at nothing? Yeah, keep telling yourself that.

Dog barking at nothing? Yeah, keep telling yourself that.  Shadowlurker

Happy Birthday I have a present for you in the closet

Happy Birthday I have a present for you in the closet  Shadowlurker

Like to fap when alone? You're not. Can I watch?

Like to fap when alone? You're not. Can I watch?  Shadowlurker

Not sleepy yet? Don't worry...neither am I

Not sleepy yet? Don't worry...neither am I   Shadowlurker

I WILL BE WATCHING YOU SLEEP

I WILL BE WATCHING YOU SLEEP  Shadowlurker

Hiding under your blanket? Can't see me standing at the end of your bed.

Hiding under your blanket? Can't see me standing at the end of your bed.  Shadowlurker

So, you like to go running on Lakeshore Path after dark? Me too... Race you to the next lamp post

So, you like to go running on Lakeshore Path after dark? Me too...  Race you to the next lamp post  Shadowlurker

the one leg out of the covers is delicious

the one leg out of the covers is delicious   Shadowlurker

That's a cute night light your hair smells better with it on

That's a cute night light your hair smells better with it on  Shadowlurker
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