Sheldon on Picking Up Girls

I got your back, Jack . Bitches be crazy .

I got your back, Jack .  Bitches be crazy .  Sheldon on Picking Up Girls

Soft kitty, warm kitty. Little ball of fur. Sleepy kitty, happy kitty. Purr, purr, purr .

Soft kitty, warm kitty. Little ball of fur.
 Sleepy kitty, happy kitty. Purr, purr, purr .  Sheldon on Picking Up Girls

liberal arts majors who don't have the same interests as me are not worthy of human rights

liberal arts majors who don't have the same interests as me are not worthy of human rights  Sheldon on Picking Up Girls

Shhh . . . I`m batman !

Shhh . . . I`m batman !  Sheldon on Picking Up Girls

PICKING UP GIRLS ...IS DIFFICULT. THeir average weight is approximately 50 kilograms

PICKING UP GIRLS ...IS DIFFICULT.   
THeir average weight is approximately 50 kilograms  Sheldon on Picking Up Girls

Я гений потому что я гений

Я гений потому что я гений  Sheldon on Picking Up Girls

I believe the appropriate metaphor here involves a river of excrement and a Native American water vessel with out any means of propulsion

I believe the appropriate metaphor here involves a river of excrement and a Native American water vessel  with out any means of propulsion  Sheldon on Picking Up Girls

"Not knowing is part of the fun" WAS THAT THE MOTTO OF YOUR COMMUNITY COLLEGE?

Action figures aren't toys! They're collectables.

Action figures aren't toys! They're collectables.  Sheldon on Picking Up Girls

she's not my girlfriend!

she's not my girlfriend!  Sheldon on Picking Up Girls
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