Sheltered Suburban Kid

"I came here to escape the east coast" Lives in Smallwood

Heard rap song at Jewish frat party "OMG, I'm so gangsta!"

Heard rap song at Jewish frat party

Drinks a sip of beer ZOMG IM SOOO wasted!

Drinks a sip of beer ZOMG IM SOOO wasted!  Sheltered Suburban Kid

Wants to attend private school out of state. Mother files application for Southern Illinois University, so you can live at home.

Wants to attend private school out of state.  Mother files application for Southern Illinois University,
so you can live at home.  Sheltered Suburban Kid

I'm from the hood Is from wayzeta and has never been to midtown

I'm from the hood  Is from wayzeta and has never been to midtown  Sheltered Suburban Kid

I've got it pretty rough... I have to drive a Honda instead of a BMW.

I've got it pretty rough... I have to drive a Honda instead of a BMW.  Sheltered Suburban Kid

Sees church's chicken locks car doors.

Sees church's chicken locks car doors.  Sheltered Suburban Kid

I'M STREET SMART I KNOW WHAT STREET I LIVE ON

I'M STREET SMART I KNOW WHAT 
STREET I LIVE ON  Sheltered Suburban Kid

Thinks prostitution is gross Makes a profile on sugardaddy site

Thinks prostitution is gross Makes a profile on sugardaddy site  Sheltered Suburban Kid

Wasn't hot shit in high school Is a twat in college

Wasn't hot shit in high school Is a twat in college  Sheltered Suburban Kid
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