Sheltering Suburban Mom

Don't fart around my children you are only allowed to "poot"

Don't fart around my children you are only allowed to

Cunave me "Xhama te Zinj" dhe "Xhupa Lekure" Mos i flisni fare se jane kriminela

Cunave me

Insists on driving a large suv for family safety puts other drivers at risk by driving like a fucking retard

Insists on driving a large suv for family safety puts other drivers at risk by driving like a fucking retard  Sheltering Suburban Mom

You're an atheist? you don't have to go to those lengths to fit in

You're an atheist? you don't have to go to those lengths to fit in  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"90% of the whole population in the world believes in god and everyone needs a higher figure in their lives."

Takes you shopping so you can pick out your own clothes Ends up telling you what you want

Takes you shopping so you can pick out your own clothes Ends up telling you what you want  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Read parenting books Have children resent me enough to post passive agressive memes about me.

Read parenting books Have children resent me enough to post passive agressive memes about me.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"Gosh son, you're gaining a lot of weight!" Doesn't go to the gym either

Raises you in the 90's Doesn't let you drink Surge

Raises you in the 90's Doesn't let you drink Surge  Sheltering Suburban Mom

video games are a waste of time watches tv 8+ hours a day

video games are a waste of time watches tv 8+ hours a day  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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