Sheltering Suburban Mom

Drinks 4 glasses of wine every night Doesn't let you drink pop.

Drinks 4 glasses of wine every night  Doesn't let you drink pop.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Oh you don't believe in jesus? You just don't know enough to have an opinion.

Oh you don't believe in jesus? You just don't know enough to have an opinion.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Insists on driving a large suv for family safety puts other drivers at risk by driving like a fucking retard

Insists on driving a large suv for family safety puts other drivers at risk by driving like a fucking retard  Sheltering Suburban Mom

You're an atheist? you don't have to go to those lengths to fit in

You're an atheist? you don't have to go to those lengths to fit in  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"90% of the whole population in the world believes in god and everyone needs a higher figure in their lives."

Read parenting books Have children resent me enough to post passive agressive memes about me.

Read parenting books Have children resent me enough to post passive agressive memes about me.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Takes you shopping so you can pick out your own clothes Ends up telling you what you want

Takes you shopping so you can pick out your own clothes Ends up telling you what you want  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"Gosh son, you're gaining a lot of weight!" Doesn't go to the gym either

"You need to appreciate the finer things in life" Drinks Box Wine

Raises you in the 90's Doesn't let you drink Surge

Raises you in the 90's Doesn't let you drink Surge  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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