Sheltering Suburban Mom

"You need to appreciate the finer things in life" Drinks Box Wine

you don't believe in god? then how do you explain all of the ghosts in the world?

you don't believe in god? then how do you explain all of the ghosts in the world?  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Thinks science is "just theories and guesses" Says so on computer attached to global internet

Thinks science is

Hears you fart through bathroom door are you masterbating?! we have to go to confession and get your drowned in holy water!

Hears you fart through bathroom door are you masterbating?! we have to go to confession and get your drowned in holy water!  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"CLEAN YOUR ROOM"

but how can you be enlightened by your own intelligence without a phony blessing from god?

but how can you be enlightened by your own intelligence without a phony blessing from god?  Sheltering Suburban Mom

sees SSM meme in chain-mail "can you believe you overbearing some people are?"

sees SSM meme in chain-mail

Want proof God exists? Ok, what if...

Want proof God exists? Ok, what if...  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Your moms never said any of that shit

Your moms  never said any of that shit   Sheltering Suburban Mom

Insists there is a war on Christianity Complains that Christmas ads start too early

Insists there is a war on Christianity Complains that Christmas ads start too early  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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