Sheltering Suburban Mom

don't have sex until you're married! bangs the pool guy when dad's at work

don't have sex until you're married! bangs the pool guy when dad's at work  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"Bye mom" "be responsible!"

sees a Starbucks dosen't buy coffe

sees a Starbucks  dosen't buy coffe  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Sanitizes Everything!

Sanitizes  Everything!  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Is a new york times bestselling novelist famous because author photo was appropriated for meme

Is a new york times bestselling novelist famous because author photo was appropriated for meme  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Abhors infidelity You look like the milkman

Abhors infidelity You look like the milkman  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Says don't judge a book by its cover tells you that she doesn't want you to hang around your black friend

Says don't judge a book by its cover tells you that she doesn't want you to hang around your black friend  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Gets mad at people for driving too fast through her neighborhood. speeds in her own car to catch up with you so she can copy your plate number

Gets mad at people for driving too fast through her neighborhood. speeds in her own car to catch up with you so she can copy your plate number  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Mexicans at door has 911 dialed

Mexicans at door has 911 dialed  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Anyone else notice She looks like Christy Clark?

Anyone else notice She looks like Christy Clark?  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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