Sheltering Suburban Mom

sees a Starbucks dosen't buy coffe

sees a Starbucks  dosen't buy coffe  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Meets good guy Kevin Did he just fart?

Meets good guy Kevin Did he just fart?  Sheltering Suburban Mom

don't have sex until you're married! bangs the pool guy when dad's at work

don't have sex until you're married! bangs the pool guy when dad's at work  Sheltering Suburban Mom

i'm a woman fuck you

i'm a woman fuck you  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Offers advice on how to raise kids her kids are spoiled, annoying, fucking pricks.

Offers advice on how to raise kids her kids are spoiled, annoying, fucking pricks.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Complains about current president non-stop Voting history is only voting for favorite American Idol through texting

Complains about current president non-stop Voting history is only voting for favorite American Idol through texting  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Sanitizes Everything!

Sanitizes  Everything!  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Is a new york times bestselling novelist famous because author photo was appropriated for meme

Is a new york times bestselling novelist famous because author photo was appropriated for meme  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Abhors infidelity You look like the milkman

Abhors infidelity You look like the milkman  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Says don't judge a book by its cover tells you that she doesn't want you to hang around your black friend

Says don't judge a book by its cover tells you that she doesn't want you to hang around your black friend  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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