Sheltering Suburban Mom

Drives a Prius Doesn't recycle

Drives a Prius Doesn't recycle  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Preaches the virtues of being vegetarian Eats chicken

Preaches the virtues of being vegetarian Eats chicken  Sheltering Suburban Mom

sends kids to new paltz unaware of school's reputation

sends kids to new paltz unaware of school's reputation  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Buys house in tyngsboro thinks kids will never find out about drugs and alcohol

Buys house in tyngsboro thinks kids will never find out about drugs and alcohol  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Gets smashed on New years, St. Pattys, and fourth of july Looks down on people who celebrate 4/20

Gets smashed on New years, St. Pattys, and fourth of july  Looks down on people who celebrate 4/20  Sheltering Suburban Mom

mom next door confides in her a recent dui bitch gets drunk and tells fucking everyone

mom next door confides in her a recent dui bitch gets drunk and tells fucking everyone  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Doesn't let kids watch The Matrix Makes them watch The Passion

Doesn't let kids watch The Matrix Makes them watch The Passion  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Strongly against abortion because its the murder of a fetus of a living being eats eggs for breakfast every morning

Strongly against abortion because its the murder of a fetus of a living being eats eggs for breakfast every morning   Sheltering Suburban Mom

stresses importance of education takes daughter on vacation during the school year

stresses importance of education takes daughter on vacation during the school year  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Tells you don't be afraid to be yourself "What the hell, you're not wearing that out."

Tells you don't be afraid to be yourself
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