Sheltering Suburban Mom

Says daughter should accept her body as beautiful goft from God Has plastic surgery

Says daughter should accept her body as beautiful goft from God Has plastic surgery  Sheltering Suburban Mom

brilliant and hardworking neighbor boy gets into harvard blames it on affirmative action

brilliant and hardworking neighbor boy gets into harvard blames it on affirmative action  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Joins Tea party because angry at taxation stay-at-home-mom

Joins Tea party because angry at taxation stay-at-home-mom  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Rallies against teen pregnancy Had you at 19

Rallies against teen pregnancy Had you at 19  Sheltering Suburban Mom

I'm not racist, but...

I'm not racist, but...  Sheltering Suburban Mom

No locks on your bedroom door locked drawer full of sex toys

No locks on your bedroom door locked drawer full of sex toys  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Dog shits on her carpet Puts it down

Dog shits on her carpet Puts it down  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Sees black people walking down the street Calls son to tell him to lock the doors

Sees black people walking down the street  Calls son to tell him to lock the doors  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Caring and loving parent at PTA meetings Complains about giving to school-sponsored charity drives

Caring and loving parent at PTA meetings Complains about giving to school-sponsored charity drives  Sheltering Suburban Mom

lectures her children on the dangers of alcohol gets shitfaced at the pta meeting

lectures her children on the dangers of alcohol gets shitfaced at the pta meeting  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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