Shitty WaiterWaitress

Complains about cheap customers not tipping Makes $20 an hour on a bad night

Complains about cheap customers not tipping Makes $20 an hour on a bad night  Shitty WaiterWaitress

Fucks up order Expects huge tip

Fucks up order Expects huge tip  Shitty WaiterWaitress

"How's the food today?" Just took a HUGE bite

I'll just have water Brings you $10 bottle of still water

I'll just have water Brings you $10 bottle of still water  Shitty WaiterWaitress

Order Roy Rogers Asks for ID

Order Roy Rogers Asks for ID  Shitty WaiterWaitress

No, sorry. We don't have cherry coke. See bartender using grenadine.

No, sorry. We don't have cherry coke. See bartender using grenadine.  Shitty WaiterWaitress

Has an 8 table section on a Friday night. Doesn't bend over backwards to kiss my ass.

Has an 8 table section on a Friday night. Doesn't bend over backwards to kiss my ass.  Shitty WaiterWaitress

Uses your tip to buy cocaine

Uses your tip to buy cocaine  Shitty WaiterWaitress

Complains about bad tips is a bad tipper herself

Complains about bad tips is a bad tipper herself  Shitty WaiterWaitress

"How's everything tasting?" Before you even pick up your fork.

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