Skyrim Guard

i used to be funny like you... then i ran this joke into the ground.

i used to be funny like you... then i ran this joke into the ground.  Skyrim Guard

I used to be an adventurer like you then I played Dark souls

I used to be an adventurer like you then I played Dark souls  Skyrim Guard

Sees you dragonrend and save entire town i need to ask you to stop that shouting

Sees you dragonrend and save entire town i need to ask you to stop that shouting  Skyrim Guard

I used to be an adventurer like you Then I stepped on a lego

I used to be an adventurer like you Then I stepped on a lego  Skyrim Guard

Helps protecting his family, killing a dragon and you're his thane. steal a cabbige? Off to castle dour dungeon with you

Helps protecting his family, killing a dragon and you're his thane. steal a cabbige?
Off to castle dour dungeon with you  Skyrim Guard

If you havin' adventuring problems, I feel bad for ya, son. I dodged 99 arrows but my knee took one.

If you havin' adventuring problems, I feel bad for ya, son. I dodged 99 arrows but my knee took one.  Skyrim Guard

no lollygagging

no lollygagging   Skyrim Guard

I used to be a redditor like you but then I took a down vote to the knee.

I used to be a redditor like you but then I took a down vote to the knee.  Skyrim Guard

I used to give a fuck Then I took an arrow to the knee

I used to give a fuck Then I took an arrow to the knee  Skyrim Guard

You never should have come here

 You never should have come here  Skyrim Guard
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