Smug Kirk

That Italian captain is a pussy

That Italian captain is a pussy   Smug Kirk

Mission is to explore strange new worlds. Spends 90% of the show on the Enterprise

Mission is to explore strange new worlds. Spends 90% of the show on the Enterprise  Smug Kirk

So I gave that bitch a tribble bitches love tribbles

So I gave that bitch a tribble bitches love tribbles  Smug Kirk

Who needs to speak smoothly When you look like me?

Who needs to speak smoothly When you look like me?   Smug Kirk

I had no idea she was... 18

 I had no idea she was... 18  Smug Kirk

Problem, officer?

 Problem, officer?  Smug Kirk

Want me to script that for you?

Want me to script that for you?  Smug Kirk

I blurred the lens So when I look at your picture, I won't remember how ugly you were

I blurred the lens So when I look at your picture, I won't remember how ugly you were  Smug Kirk

I'm wearing your new rank braids What do you mean, you don't see them?

I'm wearing your new rank braids What do you mean, you don't see them?  Smug Kirk
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